What "Earth-Shaking" Discovery Has Curiosity Made on Mars?

I bet it turns out that Mars is made of:

Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Skimmed Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Vegetable Fat, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Lactose, Demineralised Whey Powder, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Soya Lecithin (E322), Salt, Egg White, Hydrolysed Milk Protein, Natural Vanilla Flavour

Source: http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdotScience/~3/7S6-Wcl5Vfo/story01.htm

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